March 2011
12 posts
Mike Tyson App
There’s a new iPhone game called “Mike Tyson: Main Event” that lets users box against Mike Tyson. And they’re already working on a follow up Mike Tyson app where people can see what they’d look like with a face tattoo.
New Internet Explorer
Microsoft released a version of Internet Explorer that helps people keep their online habits from being monitored. So fyi, if you know anyone that’s gotten the new browser, they’re probably not returning your calls cause they’re busy watching porn.
Women's Magazine
Al Qaeda recently launched a women’s magazine with articles about skincare. The cover story this month ranks the top 5 cures for “burqa rash.”
Jackass Memoir
Steve-O from “Jackass” is releasing a memoir in the summer called “Professional Idiot.” Unless Charlie Sheen beats him to it.
Bike Plates
New York may soon require a license plate for all bicycles. The hardest part for bike riders will be coming up with a license plate number more ironic than their tee shirts.
New Area Code
New York is getting the new area code, 929, because the city is running out of phone numbers. But according to the girl I talked to last night at the bar, New York is just out of numbers period.
Hotel for Dogs
A luxury hotel for dogs just opened in France. Or as China would call it, a bed and breakfast.
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen went on the “Today” show this morning, and referred to himself as a warlock with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. So either he’s on drugs again or just got a new set of magnetic poetry.
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper is testing a new diet soda aimed at men between the ages 25 and 34. To cater to that age group, they’re changing the soda’s name to “Hot Nurse.”
New TV Show
Animal Planet is coming out with a new reality show called “Hillbilly Handfishin’,” about people who catch catfish with their bare hands and feet. And they’re already planning a follow up reality show, “The Real Housewives of Appalachia.”
Chainsaw Thief
A man in Oklahoma was arrested for putting a chainsaw down his pants at a hardware store. The man was trying to see if the chainsaw could cut through solid wood.
Video Game
An artist has created a new video game that can only be controlled by French kissing. “Artist” being code for a gamer trying to get some play.