December 2011
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Dangerous Toys
The consumer group World Against Toys Causing Harm released its annual list of the 10 most dangerous toys including a Godzilla with dagger-like attachments and a “Fold & Go Trampoline.” Also on the list, “Winnie the ACTUAL Poo.”
Implant Troubles
A woman in Maryland had to undergo an operation after her breast implant was “swallowed” by her body during a Pilates exercise. She went to a doctor that specialized in white people problems.
Bed Bugs
A new report suggests that bed bugs were less likely to bite people with hairy legs than people with shaved legs. Scary news for married people.
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney, who is falling in the polls, on Wednesday began attacking front-runner Newt Gingrich by calling him “zany.” Or as his fellow Mormons call it, “The ‘Z’ word.”
Newt Gingrich
Mitt Romney this week released a new campaign ad that subtly targets Newt Gingrich’s three marriages and his infidelity by highlighting Romney’s 42 year marriage to his wife. But the ad leaves out the one thing Gingrich has been loyal to his whole life, cake.
Rabbits
A couple in England has created a 15,000 dollar enclosure for their two pet rabbits that includes LED lighting, a heating unit and web cameras. Although, most pictures of the enclosure are taken on the rabbits’ iPhones.