The consumer group World Against Toys Causing Harm released its annual list of the 10 most dangerous toys including a Godzilla with dagger-like attachments and a “Fold & Go Trampoline.” Also on the list, “Winnie the ACTUAL Poo.”

A woman in Maryland had to undergo an operation after her breast implant was “swallowed” by her body during a Pilates exercise. She went to a doctor that specialized in white people problems.

A new report suggests that bed bugs were less likely to bite people with hairy legs than people with shaved legs. Scary news for married people.

Mitt Romney, who is falling in the polls, on Wednesday began attacking front-runner Newt Gingrich by calling him “zany.” Or as his fellow Mormons call it, “The ‘Z’ word.”

Mitt Romney this week released a new campaign ad that subtly targets Newt Gingrich’s three marriages and his infidelity by highlighting Romney’s 42 year marriage to his wife. But the ad leaves out the one thing Gingrich has been loyal to his whole life, cake.

A couple in England has created a 15,000 dollar enclosure for their two pet rabbits that includes LED lighting, a heating unit and web cameras. Although, most pictures of the enclosure are taken on the rabbits’ iPhones.

There’s a new iPhone game called “Mike Tyson: Main Event” that lets users box against Mike Tyson. And they’re already working on a follow up Mike Tyson app where people can see what they’d look like with a face tattoo.

Microsoft released a version of Internet Explorer that helps people keep their online habits from being monitored. So fyi, if you know anyone that’s gotten the new browser, they’re probably not returning your calls cause they’re busy watching porn.

Al Qaeda recently launched a women’s magazine with articles about skincare. The cover story this month ranks the top 5 cures for “burqa rash.”

Steve-O from “Jackass” is releasing a memoir in the summer called “Professional Idiot.” Unless Charlie Sheen beats him to it.